I don’t understand why my Milk Woman had to go and announce to everyone that I overslept that night. It was an accident! She should just focus on true accomplishments and write more often about them *hmph* Let’s see what we’ve got here.

1. I could flip onto my tummy at 3.5 months. Milk Woman conveniently forgot to mention this big event To make sure the main event went smoothly, I did a dry run in front of Milk Woman first. Ha! Clever me! Then the next day I performed in front of both Milk Woman and The Chubby One. Milk Woman mentioned something about great anniversary gift. Glad I chose the right day to show off.
   
   
2. On Christmas Day, The Chubby One propped me upright on my bum and voila! I could sit!
   
   
3. Tasted my first solid food on Dec 29. It was a sticky gooey white stuff called rice cereal. Not bad.
   
   
4. Then they gave me yucky stuff called apple. Hate it!
   
   
5. One day they brought me to this house which all mosquitos call home and started dunking me in the water. Of course they glossed it over as ’swimming lesson’. Yeah, right.
   
   
6. On January 23, I decided that it’s time to start exploring the house. Of course I made sure Milk Woman is nowhere to be seen before I started inching towards the sofa. Too bad The Chubby One caught me in the act.
   
   
7. Sweet potato, pumpkin, carrot, fish, banana, pea, broccoli are not bad at all.
   
   
8. I looooove cold rock melon and papaya.
   
   
9. I wish Milk Woman could produce cold milk. That would be nice on hot sunny days. Maybe I should suggest her sitting in that big box where they keep the rock melon.
   
   
10. Milk Woman said the kitchen, fan, TV bench, and cables are off limit. I choose to ignore her.
    
    
11. If I close my mouth, it means I don’t want to eat. Simple as that. Do I always have to fling the food (and occasionally the spoon) across the room to get my point across? Sheesh.
    
    
12. Lying still on the back is for sissy. Big boy flips to his tummy and starts hunting for any fun objects to chew. Milk Woman and The Chubby One always scream ‘comebackhere’ and ’staystillwillya’ whenever I do that, whatever that means.
    
    
13. The Chubby One is good for morning cuddle. But in the middle of the night I only want Milk Woman.
    
    
14. First teeth coming up! Milk Woman, be afraid. Be very afraid.
    
    
15. Sleeping through the night is for sissy.