Sh*t happens
Literally.
He pooed while I was changing his nappy.
Gross-o-meter: 
He pooed on the towel while we were drying him after bath.
Gross-o-meter:
He pooed on Panda’s t-shirt when Panda was transporting him from the changing mat to the tub (the changing mat is right next to the tub)
Gross-o-meter:
He pooed in the tub while we were bathing him. Twice.
Gross-o-meter:
His diaper leaked after he let go one massive and explosive poo, which caused the said object to flow onto my lap and the sofa.
Gross-o-meter:
Oh, the joy of parenting 
waks….. sofa!!!
Yo’i. Untung sofa gua udeh dibungkus kain IKEA
iya kebayang deh sofa lu yang putih itu
hahaha…. pantesan pas gue ke sana kainnya ilang
double eh… triple the gross-o-meter when he starts eating solid food…